please excuse me while I cry
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a fatherthis is the most accurate thing i ever read
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you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere
while my prof was setting up for his lecture…
excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time
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IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW WHICH WAY IS FUNNIER
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